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From Neural Newscast, I'm Thatcher Collins. And I'm Thomas Keene. Our top story today. The European Union and the Mercosur Trade Block officially signed a historic free trade agreement this past Saturday. It's a massive move intended to counter rising global protectionism. The signing ceremony took place in Asuncion, Paraguay, and it effectively marks the end of more than 25 years of incredibly difficult negotiations between the two regions. This deal creates one of the world's largest free trade zones by connecting more than 700 million consumers across two continents. Thomas, this really looks like a strategic maneuver to secure trade routes outside of the current American tariff environment. It's It certainly is, Thatcher. The scope of this is wild. The deal targets the removal of over 90% of tariffs on a huge variety of goods. We are looking at everything from German automobiles heading south to South American beef being traded with far fewer barriers. European Commission President Less than Foursula Fonderlion was very clear about the intent. She explicitly framed this as a choice for fair trade over isolationism. And the timing? Yep, it's no coincidence. This comes as the White House announced new 10% tariffs on eight European nations. It suggests the EU is looking for more predictable partners as tensions with Washington continue to escalate. Exactly. And the scale of this agreement is truly massive when you consider the resource-rich nature of the Mercosur region. Argentina, Brazil, Paraguay, and Uruguay are essentially forming a bulwark with Europe against these shifting geopolitical tides. But we have to note that the path to full implementation remains quite complex. The European Parliament still needs to ratify the agreement before it can officially take effect. There is also very vocal opposition from French farmers who fear they simply cannot compete with South American agricultural standards. The agricultural sector is definitely the sticking point here, Thatcher. To bridge that gap, the EU has promised significant subsidies to its own farmers to help ease the transition. But wait, what? We should also mention that Brazil's President Lula de Silva actually skipped the ceremony. That's due to some recent tensions over environmental demands. So while the signing is a victory, the logistical rollout of these new trade rules is going to take years. It remains a fragile but essential bridge for these economies as they navigate a more volatile global market. Shifting gears now to domestic news. President Donald less than P.H., Trump, is moving forward with plans to acquire a new Air Force One and annex the territory of Greenland. As the administration nears the end of its first year back in office, several high-profile promises are moving into the implementation phase. A luxury Boeing 747 jet, which was previously owned by Qatar, has been accepted by defense officials for the president's future use. This aircraft is currently undergoing an extensive security retrofit at a facility in Texas. The technical requirements for that jet are just immense, Thatcher. The Air Force estimates that the security and communications upgrades alone will cost roughly $400 million. But independent aviation experts suggest the final bill could climb much higher toward $1 billion. It is unlikely the plane will be ready for service before the end of the current term in 2029. Right. This project is really just one piece of a broader push to reshape federal infrastructure and symbols of national authority. Beyond the hardware, we are seeing a significant shift in diplomatic focus toward the North Atlantic. President Less Than Prump has appointed a special envoy to Greenland, signaling a renewed interest in acquiring the Danish territory. He has compared this potential move to the Louisiana Purchase as a way to expand American sovereign territory. Denmark has repeatedly stated the island is not for sale, but the administration continues to press for a change in status. Yep. And those administrative changes are reaching deep into the halls of the Pentagon, Thatcher. The Department of Defense has been officially rebranded as the Department of War through a recent executive order. This change reflects a broader effort to transform independent government entities into offices that align more directly with the executive branch. From the demolition of the White House East Wing to these department name changes, the physical and legal infrastructure of Washington is being fundamentally altered. I'm Thatcher Collins. And I'm Thomas Keene. Thanks for listening. Neural Newscast is AI-assisted, human-reviewed. View our AI transparency policy at neuralnewscast.com.