Neural Newscast

[00:00] Sloane Rivera: The morning after the golden gramophones have been handed out and the dust in Los Angeles
[00:05] Sloane Rivera: is still settling.
[00:06] Sloane Rivera: Welcome to Stereo Current.
[00:08] Sloane Rivera: I'm Sloan Rivera.
[00:09] Julian Vance: And I'm Julian Vance.
[00:11] Julian Vance: We're sifting through the wreckage and the triumphs of the 68th Grammys, a night that
[00:16] Julian Vance: felt like it was trying to be three different award shows at once.
[00:19] Sloane Rivera: It was a frantic, beautiful mess, wasn't it?
[00:23] Sloane Rivera: Between the anti-ice protests outside and the sheer theatricality on stage,
[00:28] Sloane Rivera: the Academy seems to be finally embracing its role as a chaotic cultural barometer,
[00:33] Sloane Rivera: rather than just a dusty institution.
[00:36] Julian Vance: Yeah, it had that analog grit, even in the high-gloss production.
[00:40] Julian Vance: The narrative of the night really centered on the heavyweights proving their staying power,
[00:45] Julian Vance: while the newcomers threw some serious elbows.
[00:48] Sloane Rivera: Jillian, let's talk about the history that was actually written.
[00:52] Sloane Rivera: We've been tracking this trajectory for years, but seeing it finally manifest felt different.
[00:59] Julian Vance: You're talking about the bunny.
[01:00] Julian Vance: A bad bunny finally got that major field recognition that's been eluding him.
[01:05] Julian Vance: It wasn't just a win.
[01:07] Julian Vance: It was a coronation for Latin music's place at the very top of the hierarchy.
[01:12] Sloane Rivera: It's about time the Academy stopped treating Spanish-language masterpieces as a subgenre.
[01:17] Sloane Rivera: And then there's the Isleish Phineas machine.
[01:20] Sloane Rivera: They are now the first songwriters to grab Song of the Year three times.
[01:25] Sloane Rivera: Three Julian.
[01:26] Sloane Rivera: That's a dynasty, not a fluke.
[01:29] Julian Vance: And Billy is now tied with the greats, Paul Simon, Adele, Bruno Mars, for the most general field wins.
[01:36] Julian Vance: It's a staggering amount of hardware for someone who still feels like an indie outlier at heart.
[01:43] Julian Vance: It's that effortless, whisper-quiet dominance.
[01:46] Sloane Rivera: Speaking of outliers, how do we process the Dalai Lama winning his first Grammy?
[01:52] Sloane Rivera: It's the 2026 bingo card entry I didn't see coming.
[01:56] Sloane Rivera: It's poetic in a very strange mid-afternoon fever dream kind of way.
[02:02] Julian Vance: It keeps the show weird, Sloane.
[02:04] Julian Vance: I'd rather have the Dalai Lama winning than another stale tribute medley.
[02:08] Julian Vance: Though the weirdness didn't stop at the podium.
[02:11] Julian Vance: Justin Bieber's performance was...
[02:13] Julian Vance: Well, it was certainly a choice.
[02:16] Sloane Rivera: A barely there choice.
[02:18] Sloane Rivera: Between him and Chapel Roan's gown, the textile industry must be in a recession.
[02:23] Sloane Rivera: Beaver's set was minimalist to the point of being confrontational.
[02:26] Sloane Rivera: I found it oddly refreshing, even if it lacked the usual pop bombast.
[02:31] Julian Vance: No way. It was vulnerable, almost like a piece of performance art you'd see in a warehouse in Brooklyn rather than the Staples Center.
[02:39] Julian Vance: But not everyone had a smooth night.
[02:41] Julian Vance: Cher had a bit of a mix-up on stage, which was honestly the most charming part of the broadcast.
[02:47] Sloane Rivera: Cher is immune to criticism.
[02:49] Sloane Rivera: She could read the phone book wrong and I'd still call it iconic.
[02:52] Sloane Rivera: But we have to talk about the shadows in the room.
[02:55] Sloane Rivera: The snubs were loud this year.
[02:57] Sloane Rivera: Sabrina Carpenter and Rose being shut out, that felt like a glitch in the Matrix.
[03:03] Julian Vance: It was a cold shoulder for the pop purists.
[03:05] Julian Vance: Instead, the Academy pivoted toward Lola Young.
[03:08] Julian Vance: That's the upset of the year for me.
[03:10] Julian Vance: It shows a growing appetite for that raw, unfiltered British soul over the polished pop machinery.
[03:16] Sloane Rivera: Right. It's that downtown energy creeping into the mainstream. Lola has that bite we love.
[03:23] Sloane Rivera: It makes the Academy feel slightly less like a retirement home and more like a record store clerk's recommendation list.
[03:30] Julian Vance: Well, some of the old guards still has it. Kendrick Lamar making History Again, Lady Gaga reminding everyone why she's the blueprint.
[03:38] Julian Vance: It was a balanced diet of legends and disruptors.
[03:41] Sloane Rivera: And that's the takeaway, Julian.
[03:43] Sloane Rivera: The Grammys are finally realizing they can't just ignore the culture outside their doors,
[03:49] Sloane Rivera: whether it's the protests on the street or the shifts in who we actually listen to on vinyl.
[03:54] Julian Vance: It was a night of heavy hitters and curveballs, just the way we like it on Stereo Current.
[04:00] Sloane Rivera: We'll be back tomorrow to see which of these wins actually changes the industry,
[04:05] Sloane Rivera: and which are just more gold for the shelf.
[04:07] Sloane Rivera: I'm Sloan Rivera.
[04:08] Julian Vance: And I'm Julian Vance.
[04:10] Julian Vance: Keep it analog.
[04:11] Julian Vance: Keep it loud.
[04:12] Julian Vance: We'll catch you on the flip side at stereocurrent.eu.
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